Posts Tagged ‘The Mercs’

UDL = scrub mode 2k9

No need for retarded lens glare when you have french rap and actual killing:

This is what happens when SB tries to fight without a zerg of their own and 20 dragon cannons.

DFO Forum Corruption(Blood = hackers)

So today 2 things happened on the DFO forums that showed exactly how biased/corrupt some of the mods there are:

1.) Blood was exposed to have nearly their entire leadership actively using/condoning hacks(not just exploits) when an ex-high ranking officer quit and posted this vent recording. It’s pretty damning for Blood, and obviously there was a huge outcry on the forums but the mods(some of whom are confirmed to be in the Cairn alliance) started locking and getting rid of the tons of threads that were calling Cairn out for the cheaters they are. Mods playing favorites and making forumfall turn into biasfall.

2.) The mods once again banned me for 10+ days… this time the ban was for “insulting someone else.” The infraction was on a post where someone asked, “What does SDS stand for” to which i replied “Stupid Dick Suckers, duh.” I guess  insulting yourself on the forums = a 10 day ban during the height of WWII and with its propaganda once again being an essential part of the war. Mods playing favorites and making forumfall turn into biasfall.

There is only 1 thing that can save this game, NA-1… end the steroid era and lets see if this game is worth playing for the next 5-10 years.

p.s.

fix jumpshooting

Hey Bill Oreilly…

…it isn’t funny how badly I raped you in 3 straight duels. It isnt funny how I didnt even have to cast heal in any of those fights(do you know how to shoot an arrow?). It isnt funny how you complain about me raping you with MANA MISSLE…. maybe I should use 100 fire magic spells so you would consider it legit. This blog post isnt funny. My small penis, Osium’s emo rage and this video are funny:

bill, I love you but l2p if you QQ about mana missle

So This is Long March…

…what a fucking shit hole. Btw, if we had a tournament amongst alliance leaders there is no doubt in my mind that King Mannus would come in last. While he’s a nice enough guy(with a now crushed ego) he really really sucks at PVP — although he did accept my duel request, something Osium of The Mercs is still scared to do.

Here’s my trip to Long March, thanks Arnold Schwarzenegger and Lord Azriel for escorting me and giving me handjobs:

Hey Mannus, How my ass taste?

Victory? Not yet…

It’s truly funny to see the cowardice that Hyperion has displayed in World War I, isn’t it? First they siege their own cities in a futile attempt at preventing the first battle of WWI to start(they still lost 1 city and 3 hamlets that day). Then this weekend after being annihilated in Darkfall’s greatest large scale combat operations to date, Hyperion continued to show us their gutlessness by attempting to “leave Hyperion” in order to save their cities. People may call me the DF Hitler but this Hyperion tactic is the same one the Nazis used when they fled to Brazil to avoid being tried for their war crimes — you cant try to exterminate a race(Yssam) and get away with it…

Hahaha Nice Try Tempest, Bloodfest, SSR but youre fucked.

The above picture shows the state of the Hyperion alliance at the time the 72hour offer for Hyperion and Yssam Coalition(Hyperion Jr) guilds to defect expired. These guilds at this point chose to stay on board the Hyperion alliance declaring their loyalty to King Mannus thus forever sealing their fate. Any attempts to leave Hyperion since then(especially after this weekends hijacking of 3 Hyperion cities) will only be recognized as signs of cowardice and will not spare you your fate. You guys are going to learn a lesson and be an example for every future guild alliance on this shard, you might as well man up and go down fighting…

CC vs. Hyperion(and The Mercs)

The CC sieged The Hundred’s city this weekend… and of course we took it. Hyperion tried their best(lol) to beat us, even spending 100k on The Mercs but in an evenly matched battle at the Terrible Company hamlet, CC forces defeated The Mercs + Hyperion twice and won the siege, conquering Andruk:

Why does Hyperion keep hiring The Mercs to fail? Sad…

Never Forget…

Never Forget:

-That Hyperion has been mass recruiting for their roleplaying zerg since 2002.
-Nine Eleven
-That while Hyperion has been taking many losses(both in game and politically) to the CotC, they still hold more assets than any other alliance
-That just because it feels like it will be fart, doesn’t mean it will be just a fart
-That if they were allowed to remain in their current state, Hyperion would simply try to re-zerg the server once the CC leaves for NA-1
-That pretzels are bad as shit for you, even though they seem like a healthier alternative to potato chips
-That both King Mannus refuses to duel me… then again, so does Osium Woof, leader of The Mercs

Let’s be honest, I’ve been a man of my word thus far and have already proven many of my doubters/haters wrong about me. I will continue to prove these naysayers wrong when I reduce CC holdings/size big time upon the true defeat of Hyperion… failure to do so would be dooming myself to the same fate that now awaits King Mannus, a server wide death.

Anything but pushing Hyperion completely off the mainland is asking for another 9-11 when NA-1 comes out

The Real Rumor Mill…

Can you confirm or deny any of these rumors:

1. Haseo Le Gaude(one of the few hyperion PVPers) was banned for 3rd party programs.
2. 0 members of Awful Company and 1 TC member were banned for 3rd party programs.
3. DUSK The Vindicators and Oromea have started their own new alliance
4. Hyperion has raised taxes in order to pay for city repairs.
5. Gluttony has a 2″ penis… but its cool, some chicks like it that wide
6. Hyperion has vacated their mainland cities and have resettled on Yssam
7. Baseball is the most boring sport ever
8. Osium(leader of the Mercs) is scared to fight 1v1 and refuses to duel Gluttony

OMG.. Did you hear Mannus has herpes?

P.S.

Check out this podcast…. newspapers are dead.

Hyperion didnt want those cities anyway…

You tried to start WWI by sieging eXile’s city at 3am… CC’s jobless/EU/Anzac forces defeated you handily in the war’s first big battle. This weekend… we decided it was our turn to strike — except we didnt do it like a bunch of cowards at 3am; we did it during primetime on a saturday.

The results?

a.) Hyperion resorted to exploting the siege system by having Hyperion guilds siege eachother in order to prevent their cities from being attacked by our forces. You managed to save only 1 of our intended targets and yet showed the shard what kind of pussies you really are — exploit to dodge fights? Thats noble…

b.) Hyperion once again spent over 200k on hiring every mercenary guild on the shard to try to help them turn the tide of the battle. However, the Mercs/RainbowNinjas/HAIL failed on their objectives in the north and Covert Operations failed on their objective in the south. The only merc guild that did any damage was lil old Serenity Now and im pretty sure they were killing both sides. Why do people pay for the quasi-zerg Mercs anyway — exploiting to get the first ship doesnt make a guild good at large scale operations.

c.) Even with the smurf guild exploit sieges and the merc whoring, Hyperion still lost 2 hamlets(including the Hyperion Royal Court Lands — lol Mannus, Im sitting in your throne) but they also lost a major city in the north. They were about to lose a major city in the south(Bewaher de Weltens city) as forces had the city surrounded and ships in their habor… until the server crashed. The saddest part about this is that several Hyperion guildleaders had their entire guild open up the in game clan page at the same time in attempt to crash the server — tbh, that was their only success of the day.

Dear Hyperion,

Now is your chance to prove to the rest of the shard that you want the same Darkfall server we do and disband your alliance(this doesnt mean giving up your cities). Otherwise you WILL lose your cities I’m sure we can agree that probably would be best for all if we could avoid it.

This is only the beginning…