Darkfall Goons

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UDL = scrub mode 2k9

No need for retarded lens glare when you have french rap and actual killing:

This is what happens when SB tries to fight without a zerg of their own and 20 dragon cannons.

The Real Rumor Mill…

Can you confirm or deny any of these rumors:

1. Haseo Le Gaude(one of the few hyperion PVPers) was banned for 3rd party programs.
2. 0 members of Awful Company and 1 TC member were banned for 3rd party programs.
3. DUSK The Vindicators and Oromea have started their own new alliance
4. Hyperion has raised taxes in order to pay for city repairs.
5. Gluttony has a 2″ penis… but its cool, some chicks like it that wide
6. Hyperion has vacated their mainland cities and have resettled on Yssam
7. Baseball is the most boring sport ever
8. Osium(leader of the Mercs) is scared to fight 1v1 and refuses to duel Gluttony

OMG.. Did you hear Mannus has herpes?

P.S.

Check out this podcast…. newspapers are dead.

Hyperion didnt want those cities anyway…

You tried to start WWI by sieging eXile’s city at 3am… CC’s jobless/EU/Anzac forces defeated you handily in the war’s first big battle. This weekend… we decided it was our turn to strike — except we didnt do it like a bunch of cowards at 3am; we did it during primetime on a saturday.

The results?

a.) Hyperion resorted to exploting the siege system by having Hyperion guilds siege eachother in order to prevent their cities from being attacked by our forces. You managed to save only 1 of our intended targets and yet showed the shard what kind of pussies you really are — exploit to dodge fights? Thats noble…

b.) Hyperion once again spent over 200k on hiring every mercenary guild on the shard to try to help them turn the tide of the battle. However, the Mercs/RainbowNinjas/HAIL failed on their objectives in the north and Covert Operations failed on their objective in the south. The only merc guild that did any damage was lil old Serenity Now and im pretty sure they were killing both sides. Why do people pay for the quasi-zerg Mercs anyway — exploiting to get the first ship doesnt make a guild good at large scale operations.

c.) Even with the smurf guild exploit sieges and the merc whoring, Hyperion still lost 2 hamlets(including the Hyperion Royal Court Lands — lol Mannus, Im sitting in your throne) but they also lost a major city in the north. They were about to lose a major city in the south(Bewaher de Weltens city) as forces had the city surrounded and ships in their habor… until the server crashed. The saddest part about this is that several Hyperion guildleaders had their entire guild open up the in game clan page at the same time in attempt to crash the server — tbh, that was their only success of the day.

Dear Hyperion,

Now is your chance to prove to the rest of the shard that you want the same Darkfall server we do and disband your alliance(this doesnt mean giving up your cities). Otherwise you WILL lose your cities I’m sure we can agree that probably would be best for all if we could avoid it.

This is only the beginning…

(Butt)Plug Pullers…

How sad of a person do you have to be if you’re jiggling your ethernet cord so you can save yourself about 40gp of worthless goblin loot? Tonight during one of our nightly PVP raids we encountered at least 10 different people who were trying to disconnect themselves after coming to the realization that abusing the system is the only way to avoid being slaughtered at the hands of my loyal disciples. Instead of pulling your plugs, why dont you go do some drugs… because sucking at Darkfall can’t be as fun as sucking down tubes.

Way to log out and sit through hour long login queues so you can save your cloth tunic and goblin sword you no-namer faggot