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DFO Forum Corruption(Blood = hackers)

So today 2 things happened on the DFO forums that showed exactly how biased/corrupt some of the mods there are:

1.) Blood was exposed to have nearly their entire leadership actively using/condoning hacks(not just exploits) when an ex-high ranking officer quit and posted this vent recording. It’s pretty damning for Blood, and obviously there was a huge outcry on the forums but the mods(some of whom are confirmed to be in the Cairn alliance) started locking and getting rid of the tons of threads that were calling Cairn out for the cheaters they are. Mods playing favorites and making forumfall turn into biasfall.

2.) The mods once again banned me for 10+ days… this time the ban was for “insulting someone else.” The infraction was on a post where someone asked, “What does SDS stand for” to which i replied “Stupid Dick Suckers, duh.” I guess  insulting yourself on the forums = a 10 day ban during the height of WWII and with its propaganda once again being an essential part of the war. Mods playing favorites and making forumfall turn into biasfall.

There is only 1 thing that can save this game, NA-1… end the steroid era and lets see if this game is worth playing for the next 5-10 years.

p.s.

fix jumpshooting

New School Schedule, i think it is bullshit!

BY FRANKIE THE BLOGGER!!!

Well are new school director wants to save money and “To seek maximize the potential of all of our students” witch is a load of bullshit. Its all about the money and thats about it. Anyhows about 1-2 mouths ago teachers got the papper witch was not supost to be shown to the kids but i got my hand on it since my one teacher is cool. Anyways i dont know if you know but we have block Scheduling witch means we have 4 periods a day that run 1 hour and a hafe and we split the year up into 2 semesters for different classes and lunch is built in that 4 period day. It makes the days faster and eaiser to foccos on one subject. So when i got ahold of this information it tryed to spred the infromation about this new change that no one was told about to everone, all the other teachers were geting pissed at me and were saying “were u hear that” “how u know that?” i just tell them im magic, haha! Anyway they just told everyone about it yesterday. Our new school director knows were under money and shes trying her sllezey way to get out of it saying its gonna benfit us to have 7 up to 8 periods a day when it just relely saves them money. The school wants to do 7 periods a day a optional 8th period for people who want it. Classes will be 50 mins long with 25 min lunch’s. As well u can start at 7 and get out at 2 or start at 8 and get out at 3 But there is a catch if u do the 7-2 one u need to get ur own tranpertation witch is a load of shit. Thank god i live in town and can get There by my bike or a ride from my mom. What can i do what should i do i have no clue i don’t want that bullshit.

To the Aradoth Alliance…

…the CC respects your neutrality 110%.  We have been calling for Hyperion guilds to “wake up” to the reality of their situation and leave the roleplaying zerg that has dreams of shardwide conquest… all in the name of their e-King. Your alliance has finally heeded the call and as a result, this game stands to be more dynamic, exciting, and fun for everyone involved. Until Hyperion is finished, should anyone siege Aradoth, the CC will defend them 100% from any Hyperion backlash — you have made a move that puts this game and server in the right direction and for this you will be protected like my last gram of weed

Jesus and Mr. Thompson just smoked a blunt..

To the remaining Hyperion guilds,

Listen to the message in your heart — this game is more fun if you do your own thing and dont have to follow the rules(or better yet, a friend or foe list) from some MMO King who thinks he is the next coming of Alexander the Great. Sandbox MMOs are about freewill and doing whatever it is that lets you have fun — and lets be honest, this game needs to be more fun and less of a job as it is. I urge all remaining Hyperion guilds to follow suit of the Aradoth alliance and seek your own neutrality by breaking off your ties to the roleplaying empire that has taxed you to death.. and start playing this game the way it was meant to be played: with no rules

However, should you fail to leave Hyperion you will be doomed to a fate of destruction.. not just by the CC but by the entire shard(Cairn, Death, DUSK, and more). We will take all your cities and hamlets and give them to clans who do want this game to be about guild vs. guild, not the nutcup ni****dom we have now. You have less than 3 days to follow suit before you lose your cities… choose wisely as NA-1 may not be here for some time ^^.

tl,dr:

As a sign of good faith, Aradoth is 100% protected by the CC from any siege by Hyperion or other force attempting to zerg this newly established, neutral alliance. The remaining hyperion guilds have 3 days to follow suit or they lose their cities to be given to worthy, smaller alliances.

Mr. Mannus, Tear down that wall!

The Real Rumor Mill…

Can you confirm or deny any of these rumors:

1. Haseo Le Gaude(one of the few hyperion PVPers) was banned for 3rd party programs.
2. 0 members of Awful Company and 1 TC member were banned for 3rd party programs.
3. DUSK The Vindicators and Oromea have started their own new alliance
4. Hyperion has raised taxes in order to pay for city repairs.
5. Gluttony has a 2″ penis… but its cool, some chicks like it that wide
6. Hyperion has vacated their mainland cities and have resettled on Yssam
7. Baseball is the most boring sport ever
8. Osium(leader of the Mercs) is scared to fight 1v1 and refuses to duel Gluttony

OMG.. Did you hear Mannus has herpes?

P.S.

Check out this podcast…. newspapers are dead.

Come Join the Winning Team…

Terrible Company is recruiting!

Awful Company, currently the single best clan on mainland Agon, has accomplished so much on EU-1 even though we are currently at a small fraction of our actual strength due to the ordering issues.

I feel it is now time to open this experience to all those willing to be a loyal disciple of mine. As such we’ve created Terrible Company, the twin brother of Awful Company — a crew for those who want to join the winning team.

AC is the most talked about clan in all of Forumfall (yes, even more so than the Douches or We sux!):

Awful Company’s Strategy
Awful Company Implements DKP System for Darkfall
Awful Company Loots the entire Duchy of Wessex Clan Bank
Hyperion’s Take on Awful Company
Frankie the Blogger’s Muderherd Site Review
A Message to Smaller Guilds
A Challenge to Awful Company
Awful Company’s Forums & Website

All of our dominations are detailed and analyses on why other guilds suck are all on our award-winning blog.

We succeeded in fully looting the entire Duchy of Wessex clan bank, due to the noble actions of one of our spy department’s great operatives.

Do you even know what section50 is? lol…

We destroyed Murder Herd’s bank, Tier 3 keep, house, mage guild, and grove.

We explained that smaller clans have 2 choices: submit to our will, or die. Clan Gothic dared to defy us, so we destroyed them with our glorious siege hammer crew, as commanded by Our Glorious Leader, Lord Gluttony.

Don’t be like Gothic. If you want to join the winning team, then join Terrible Company.

Here is an interview with Our Steel Commander, conducted by the Darkfallworld.com news network:

Here are some videos of us in action:

• Destroying IMAGE (IMGAE)
• Our raid on Murder Mountain
• Our first warning to Gothic
• Demolishing of Gothic’s bank, after they decided not to listen
• Razing of Murder Herd’s city, this time with siege hammers
• Small group PvP vs. Murder Herd
• Wiping of Wessex’s entire guild bank

We are taking in smaller clans as protectorates as well. Clans Dog Pound, Harlequin, and Anarchabolical Killers saw the sense in Lord Gluttony’s warning, and decided to join the winning side. They are given our full protection, in exchange for a tribute to help feed our massive and ever-growing war machine. The clans that feel they are ready to take a hamlet will receive full siege backing from Awful Company (and Terrible Company), including siege cannons+siege hammers.

We are currently help form the now-infamous Coalition of the Chillin’. All members cooperate very closely; one weekend went like this. On Friday we banded together to wreck Murder Mountain, on Saturday we banded together to defend LoD from the ridiculous rainbow alliance that was ganging up on them, and on Sunday we banded together to defend Kill Cult from the Savage Alliance scum who actually thought they had a chance in taking their city. Also, on Tuesday, we went to protect LoD and Yew Militia’s cities after they were simultaneously sieged by the rainbow alliance again. All of these were successful defenses.The Coalition protects its own.

If you’re not in a small clan or a large clan looking for an alliance and you just want to join us directly, though, then Terrible Company is definitely for you. Terrible Company works directly with Awful Company: we currently share the city of Mar Shral (bank, Tier 3 keep, full walls, full crafting buildings, wall cannons, T2 smithy, grove, farm, mine, merchants, and more), but we will be securing a hamlet for Terrible Company itself quite soon(wonder who’s gonna lose theirs?).

The current fee to join Terrible Company is 2000 gold, or the equivalent of that, including:

• 10 mounts or steedgrasses
  or
• 2000 arrows
  or
• 1500 reagents (this rule will be flexible, price will change depending on the reagents donated)
  or
• 200 iron ingots

Or another equivalent trade.

Terrible Company is accepting all races, not just Alfar. Awful Company is Alfar-only, though.

To apply for Terrible Company, please register on our forums and apply here.