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Darkfall’s second expansion, Conquer the Seas patch notes

UDL = scrub mode 2k9

No need for retarded lens glare when you have french rap and actual killing:

This is what happens when SB tries to fight without a zerg of their own and 20 dragon cannons.

DFO Forum Corruption(Blood = hackers)

So today 2 things happened on the DFO forums that showed exactly how biased/corrupt some of the mods there are:

1.) Blood was exposed to have nearly their entire leadership actively using/condoning hacks(not just exploits) when an ex-high ranking officer quit and posted this vent recording. It’s pretty damning for Blood, and obviously there was a huge outcry on the forums but the mods(some of whom are confirmed to be in the Cairn alliance) started locking and getting rid of the tons of threads that were calling Cairn out for the cheaters they are. Mods playing favorites and making forumfall turn into biasfall.

2.) The mods once again banned me for 10+ days… this time the ban was for “insulting someone else.” The infraction was on a post where someone asked, “What does SDS stand for” to which i replied “Stupid Dick Suckers, duh.” I guess  insulting yourself on the forums = a 10 day ban during the height of WWII and with its propaganda once again being an essential part of the war. Mods playing favorites and making forumfall turn into biasfall.

There is only 1 thing that can save this game, NA-1… end the steroid era and lets see if this game is worth playing for the next 5-10 years.

p.s.

fix jumpshooting

Hey Bill Oreilly…

…it isn’t funny how badly I raped you in 3 straight duels. It isnt funny how I didnt even have to cast heal in any of those fights(do you know how to shoot an arrow?). It isnt funny how you complain about me raping you with MANA MISSLE…. maybe I should use 100 fire magic spells so you would consider it legit. This blog post isnt funny. My small penis, Osium’s emo rage and this video are funny:

bill, I love you but l2p if you QQ about mana missle

World War 2

SB/Afghan, just remember that you started it…

So This is Long March…

…what a fucking shit hole. Btw, if we had a tournament amongst alliance leaders there is no doubt in my mind that King Mannus would come in last. While he’s a nice enough guy(with a now crushed ego) he really really sucks at PVP — although he did accept my duel request, something Osium of The Mercs is still scared to do.

Here’s my trip to Long March, thanks Arnold Schwarzenegger and Lord Azriel for escorting me and giving me handjobs:

Hey Mannus, How my ass taste?

Victory!

All I Do is Make Darkfall Fun…

….even for people who don’t play the game:

Yo,

I have been keeping up with the Paragus Rants blog and I just wanted to say you are a pimp.

I almost purchased DF after reading your post under the Alliance Leaders Interviews. I first read Man Anus’ post and immediately thought:  douchebag! Then I read your post I thought, “damn”, lol!

I showed that post to a bunch of my friends that play MMOs and they all laughed their asses off; and they had the same reaction – join the coalition and rape Man Anus.

I wanted to give you a congratulations after beating down the main douchebag of DF. If I ever decide to start playing, you will be the first person I talk to.

DF reminds me a lot of Star Wars Galaxies (pre-CU, pre-NGE) – did you ever play that?

~Jason

What have you done for DF lately?

 

 

Quick Patch May 16th

Tasos says,

Yesterday’s patch was very large, and there were some things about it needing correction. We are currently applying a new patch, during our daily maintenance, which does the following:

• Tooltip on spells will now always show even if you have the hotbar on the right side of the screen
• Some spells would skill up when using Conscript (Starter) Weapons. This has been fixed.
• Launch in Lesser Magic will now skill up when used
• Bone was incorrectly selling for 2 gold from the Arcanist (less than the open market). It’s now selling at 4 gold
• A problem some players had with selecting a starting town in the character creator has been fixed
• Volcano buy requirements have been adjusted

There were also some concerns regarding password security while logging into the external web interface. These are unfounded as a challenge-response mechanism is used for authentication and your password is never transmitted.

Section 50 & KGB Leak Hyperion Internal Drama

From KGB Secret Service:

Forumfall,

Recently there has been talk and rumors about Hyperion being dead, disbanded, and done with. This is far from the truth. Every ventrilo conversation, every forum post, and every in-game chat is seen, monitored, and evaluated by members of the KGB GSS as well as Section 50. Through combined talks, we have decided it is time to reveal previously classified information in hopes that the general public will no longer be blinded by Manus and more importantly the puppet masters of Hyperion.

Manus may be gone, but Hyperion is not. Alliances remain, and plans are in the works for them to re-form in to an even stronger clan and continue their goal of domination without Manus and without Duchy proper. Hyperion is attempting to reform without the tainted name of Wessex and Manus, which you can gather from the secret Ventrilo meeting that I will supply.

The screenshots and recordings below are a mere fraction of the information gathered. It’s not possible for me to share the vast amount of real-time intelligence we gathered during sieges and other crucial in-game moments. I hope that you will find these entertaining, comical, and most of all truthful. Truthful about how backstabbing and tyrannical Manus and his regime truly are.

The effectiveness of Section 50 and KGB GSS spies have been astounding. Forumfall has in the past doubted their legitimacy and even their existence. I can assure you this is far from the truth. I understand that at times the humorous posts of Francois and Zarithas may not boost their ethos, but credit is certainly due.

The following posts and Ventrilo conversation has been released by the KGB GSS for public viewing:

Pure King Manus Greed:
http://i43.tinypic.com/21l4m81.jpg

The downfall of Manus:
http://i43.tinypic.com/24y4lfa.jpg
http://i41.tinypic.com/16ghgr5.jpg
http://i44.tinypic.com/99kxa1.jpg
http://i44.tinypic.com/5dt2eq.jpg
http://i44.tinypic.com/20r4few.jpg
http://i42.tinypic.com/308h08n.jpg

Failed Wessex Intel:
http://i44.tinypic.com/2mpn6af.jpg
http://i44.tinypic.com/r786e8.jpg
http://i39.tinypic.com/250p6kl.jpg
http://i40.tinypic.com/14xjipi.jpg
http://i44.tinypic.com/73knq1.jpg
http://i42.tinypic.com/2hzfgi.jpg
http://i42.tinypic.com/jaykqt.jpg

Backstabbing:
http://i44.tinypic.com/2qddf08.jpg
http://i43.tinypic.com/30cafba.jpg
http://i44.tinypic.com/2i3qh.jpg
http://i44.tinypic.com/eqouus.jpg
http://i40.tinypic.com/4rb9m0.jpg
http://i40.tinypic.com/16m8wg0.jpg
http://i41.tinypic.com/2n1rl9s.jpg
http://i41.tinypic.com/14bta87.jpg
http://i43.tinypic.com/122l1mq.jpg

Random:
http://i44.tinypic.com/11uyxlh.jpg
http://i42.tinypic.com/286r536.jpg
http://i43.tinypic.com/16m58r7.jpg
http://i41.tinypic.com/b3wodk.jpg
http://i40.tinypic.com/elec1v.jpg
http://i43.tinypic.com/s6q4qh.jpg
http://i39.tinypic.com/292brix.jpg
http://i40.tinypic.com/2dvk01u.jpg

Personal PMs are not able to be shared in order to protect those who supplied us with them.

Here is the most recent Ventrilo meeting to discuss the future of the ex-Hyperion guilds and their plans to reform. To view it, do the following:

- Open Ventrilo
- Right click the channel you are in
- Select View -> Record/Playback
- Click “Open” and navigate to the saved file location
- Hit play

I’ll warn you…it’s 45 minutes long.
http://www.filefactory.com/file/agh5…nt_meeting_vrf

These posts will not come often, and they will not release information that is crucial or time sensitive. All posts will remain anonymous. I feel after a few months of Darkfall, and the all-but departure of Mannus, it is appropriate and safe to release a sample of some of the various intel we have gathered. KGB GSS and Section 50 will continue to keep our eyes open and see to it that Hyperion is completely dismantled, not just fake neutral standings in-game towards each other.

From Section 50:

All seems to be going well on the Hyperion forums, at least according to this enlightened individual. PRAISE BE TO MANUS! PRAISE BE TO ROLEPLAYING!
http://www.vulomedia.com/images/1862cocksucker.jpg

but meanwhile……..

Hyperion would NEVER resort to desperate metagaming in order to win Darkfall? Wrong! This guy has no problem abusing his government job in order to pursue petty personal vendettas.
http://www.vulomedia.com/images/49254huntyoudownIRL.jpg

This loon has taken it to the next level, he has a lawyer on retainer and he called an FBI buddy to “take it to the next level”
http://www.vulomedia.com/images/6522…oudownIRL2.jpg

Later in the thread, a Hyperion leader admits that all this fuss was for nothing
http://www.vulomedia.com/images/2575…oudownIRL3.jpg

So what exactly is this crazy man’s government job? He’s in charge of nuclear ICBM’s, given his propensity towards retaliating against his e-enemies IRL, I think we can safely blame him if Baltimore is mysteriously destroyed in the near future.
http://www.vulomedia.com/images/53474nukes.jpg

In this post, a Hyperion leader boasts about trying to get a Covert Ops member fired from his job, something Francois will never do.
http://www.vulomedia.com/images/32334hyperionfired.jpg

Remember when Hyperion “didn’t want that bank anyway”? Behind the scenes they were frothing at the mouth and demanding collective punishment.
http://www.vulomedia.com/images/2844…punishment.jpg
http://www.vulomedia.com/images/7610…unishment2.jpg

How did Hyperion’s leaders really feel about “independent” Yssam? This thread should sum it up
http://www.vulomedia.com/images/86318YssamVassel.jpg
http://www.vulomedia.com/images/64219YssamVassel2.jpg
http://www.vulomedia.com/images/34651YssamVassel3.jpg
http://www.vulomedia.com/images/84177YssamVassel4.jpg
http://www.vulomedia.com/images/13377YssamVassel5.jpg

Here’s the territory they claimed to control directly:
http://www.vulomedia.com/images/47516HyperionEEZ.jpg

Surly in a rare moment of clarity
http://www.vulomedia.com/images/40648DidntDeserve.jpg

And in a moment of sheer delusion
http://www.vulomedia.com/images/94649greatintelLOL.jpg